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Today is Jazz media day – which of course means fascinating reports like “Richard Jefferson looks to be in terrific shape,” Andris Biedrins says he’s excited for a new opportunity” and of course my favorite “Andrei Kirilenko has added 20 pounds of muscle.” (Can we please still do the “AK weight” report one even though he’s no longer with the Jazz?)

Beyond the dynamic quotes, what has become my new favorite part of Jazz Media Day is the player photo shoot – which each year seem to have a new wrinkle added to it.

Here are a few of my favorite Jazz Media Day Photo Shoot Collections:

The “Even though we’re professional basketball players, we’re going to pose with multi-sport props and pretend like we’re really enjoying ourselves” photo shoot.

Jazz Media Day Multi Sport

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The “Don’t mind me while I stand here and smile at a basketball that’s on fire” photo shoot.

Post #1

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The “Watch me pretend like I’m doing skillful things with the basketball that we all know I’m nowhere near capable of doing” photo shoot.

Jazz Media Day Ball Handling Skills

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The “I should probably enjoy this as much as I can because we all know I won’t be with the Jazz for much longer” photo shoot.

Jazz Media Day Training Camp Invites

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The “Pretend you’re an airplane flying away from the team you just lied to in order to get out of your contract” photo shoot.

Derek Fisher Lied

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What do you want to see from this year’s photo shoot? Jeremy Evans with a painting of himself sitting on the bench waiting for Corbin to never put him in the game? Enes Kanter with duck tape over his mouth? Gordon Hayward in a Paul George jersey? Rudy Gobert cleaning leaves out of Trey Burke’s rain gutter?

Here are a few suggestions:

The “Sidney Lowe: No, I’m not taking any questions about my rescheduled court date” photo collection.

Lowe

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The “Andris Biedrins: Guess which one of these two things I love the most” photo collection.

Biedrins

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The “I’d much rather be posing for pictures like this than trying to dunk a football” Enes Kanter collection (which required no photo-shopping whatsoever).

Kanter #4

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The 2013-14 Utah Jazz season is soon upon us!
It’s going to be a fun time!

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